The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021
Get the Russian Sex Dragonmug. Larry has a huge thing for Russian sex dolls; he just can't get off on a sex doll unless it is blonde and named Anastasia or something.
by LKLD December 11, 2009
Get the Russian sex dollmug. (n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.
The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.
Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.
Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."
Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.
That shut 'er up.
That shut 'er up.
by Violent Milk July 30, 2010
Get the Russian Ski Maskmug. by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011
Get the The Russian Candy Canemug. The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker
by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012
Get the Russian Alarm Clockmug. look up russian gas pedal on youtube and watch the first video - "if i win this bet, i get to russian gas pedal you."
by the pedalee November 1, 2010
Get the russian gas pedalmug. The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.
*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 2, 2008
Get the Russian Room Servicemug.