Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day

*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.

My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.

Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.

by Irish don June 26, 2014

Piss Role

A piss role is someone who is very dumb on AUT server that having extreme chance to break a rule.

"What a fucking Piss Role that guy is, look at those copypasta."

by A Universal Active December 15, 2022

Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

Nipple piss

titty milk

my nipple pissed

by z32Dark April 28, 2020