Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.

Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!

by hippiechick October 14, 2012

holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah May 9, 2018

pike pants

A member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity’s pants. Most commonly found in a female college student’s living space.

“Oh my God Lily, do you also have pike pants in your house right now?”

“Dude, I totally left my pile pants somewhere last night.”

by gibtionarydotcom February 12, 2023

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019