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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.
"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018
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Jake Gibbs

When a man sucks a cock that’s covered with shit after having it in his own asshole
You know that guy pulled a Jake Gibbs on jon
by CooterDestroyer December 4, 2017
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jake mitchell

a person that is sensitive to all noises and he played roblox
'reeeeeeeeeee'"SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM PLAYING ROBLOX"said jake mitchell
by oof oof die in a hole March 24, 2019
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Jake Paul

A Large Concentration Of Cancer, Cancer in its purest form
Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor
by DefineThisUsername May 31, 2018
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Jake Paul

The youtuber than will end all of youtube
Why is youtube gone? Jake paul.
by Dickhead4200 January 18, 2018
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jake favor

to assist police in any way shape or form. whether it be providing basic information or cold snitchin on a fool, it be a jake favor.
"you see mir at that house party last night?"

"nah son"

"i think D done gripped him up and now he doin jake favors"

"word bond"

"What's the flava when ya neighbor do jake favors?" - Nas
by QB80 May 24, 2012
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Jake Haentzler

A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3
Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?
by yourloversssssss June 16, 2011
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