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Jordan

A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.
by pleasehukunamytatas July 3, 2022
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Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
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Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.
Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!
by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.
by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022
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Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
Get you a fucking Jordan!
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
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Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 7, 2019
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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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