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dirty magician 

When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.
Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".
dirty magician by Pat Meholf July 28, 2008

Dirty Santorum 

1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.

2. Applying this method to anyone else.
When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.
Dirty Santorum by dirty-dbag June 6, 2011

Dirty Sofia 

A Dirty Sofia is when 4 or more men fight over this one girl in order to take her to prom. Dirty Sofia’s occur when this one girl is known as for hitting it off with men
“Man, I’m involved in a dirty Sofia, no clue what to do”
Dirty Sofia by Ddogmyster April 16, 2020

Dirty Joe 

A Dirty Joe is when you're performing anal sex and the recipient farts on the penis of the giver.
A guy is doing a girl in the ass and during the process she farts on his dick; giving him a Dirty Joe.
Dirty Joe by Tony Tollefson February 1, 2008

Dirty Loozanne 

The act of performing anal sex on a girl while giveing her a swirly. Optional hand stand position but step ladder must be used
I got the wettest Dirty Loozanne in the bathroom today.
Dirty Loozanne by Skatapeen December 16, 2008

Dirty Loaf 

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!
Dirty Loaf by sanchezzZz April 18, 2009