Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010

Brown pickle

Another term used for poop. Can also be used to describe pooping.

I have to go make a brown pickle.

by Snotpillowzombie December 8, 2016

Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Brown Disk

Pizza that looks the same regardless of topping.

Also linked to flatulence and feelings of regret.

Person1: Whats that smell?
Person2: I'm sorry, I bought some brown disks last night while drunk.
Person1: What was on them?
Person2: I've no idea.

by routrax August 27, 2013

The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

taking brown

Fucking someones ass against their will.

I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Brown Wednesday

The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.

Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!

Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!

by Drew_P_Weiner August 29, 2023