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Jan Bob

A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
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Bob Factor

Losing in life. No matter what the subject or how much of a sure thing you think it is you loose. A curse or hex.
I bet on Atlanta to win the Super Bowl and got Bob Factored.
by Glow worm May 11, 2017
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Bob Parred

When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.
Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!

Person 2: What did you do?

Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.

Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
by tainted_razor February 2, 2022
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Braille bobbing

When you go down on chick with the tip of your tongue to see if it's ok down there. The tip of your tongue jabs her clit or digit which makes your head bob which let's you no know instantly if it's ok it's like checking if your cars oil is good when put the dipstick in
Cindy pulled a double shift yesterday at Mongolian Barbecue when she crawled into bed I Braille bobbed and was like I'll take the check hence Braille bobbing
by Pigills April 18, 2014
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Bobbing for carrots

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!
by Sirevkoesbouwfjsqeo August 9, 2019
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Bob Rossing

When trippin on hallucinogenics and the world around u has turned into a work of art by the one and only Mr. Good vibes himself Bob Ross
Uh man I think the shrooms just hit me cause I'm Bob Rossing hard as fuck... It's so beautiful
by Ivana Bologna July 15, 2021
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Bob Bray

He only pulls 10s. He is an extremely passionate lover and tends to be the funniest person in any situation. Girls fall over him and not because of his greek-god like body, but because he’s gorgeous.
Stoney pulled a 10. Thats a bob bray move
by Yoshimario25 May 11, 2021
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