Bruh time

A phrase u say when a dumbass nigga does dumb shit

Jason: chokes a child

Grant: bruh time

by Jason the crack man November 8, 2019

Kat Time

When you decide to meet up with friends at one time but come late always.

Rendezvous at 730... and not at 8 o clock Kat time.

by Ishtar28 October 15, 2017

winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)

by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

It’s babadook time

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”

-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”

-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin March 27, 2020

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009