A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.
We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.
Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Cum Mat mug.The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.
Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"
Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"
by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017
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by Choach Poacher October 7, 2018
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1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.
2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.
2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010
Get the Cum Goblets mug.When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.
by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016
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