Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.

Eagles fans are Douche Bags

by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013

Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012

Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011

douche-lobster

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.

Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!

by snark2468 December 1, 2013

douche nozzling

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.

That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

by Lawyering May 17, 2015

Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.

Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.

by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013

Urban Douche

Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.

Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal

Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche

by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016