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italian pizza

The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.
"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"
by ziggythatch December 17, 2013
mugGet the italian pizzamug.

Boneless pizza

-a boneless pizza
-a weak little white kiddo

-john
guy 1:uhmmm lemme get a boneless pizza with a 2 liter coke
guy 2: a what kinda pizza?
guy 1: a boneless pizza
guy 2: im sorry we dont have that on the menu
guy 1: awwww
by littlegingerfuck123 August 29, 2017
mugGet the Boneless pizzamug.

Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"
Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.
by BallHogMike July 8, 2018
mugGet the Pizza Shitmug.

earth pizza

what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building
All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.
by rzimp April 23, 2010
mugGet the earth pizzamug.

Pizza Run

A pizza run is , a case when your school is too far away from the local pizza place , and you gotta run and make good use of time because walking there will make you late for class. Usually there can be a race ,to see who gets to the pizza place first.
Dwight : Hey Chris , wanna go for a "Pizza Run" and get some meat curtains?
Chris: Yeah buddy , rendez-vous at the corner, let's do this.
by Kingdomheartsfans57 September 15, 2011
mugGet the Pizza Runmug.

Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.
Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.
by Count Grimhook July 23, 2012
mugGet the Car Pizzamug.

Backwards pizza

by Backwards pizza December 31, 2019
mugGet the Backwards pizzamug.

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