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do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.
Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?
by user46589281 May 30, 2020
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The kid who is behind you

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
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Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit
Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.
by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019
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bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.
Bless you, Jack
by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025
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you

When the average human is to lazy to type "youtube" so they type "you" but it goes to google search instead of youtube.com
top bar: "you" -Search on google
*accidentally hits enter*
by TKTMan64 March 29, 2023
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How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...
Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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you truck

when you hate someone and you want to use a bad word but cant
by tges November 15, 2022
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