when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008

tap dat shit fo sho

1.Meaning to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite(or same whichever you perfer) sex.

2. to tap one's "shit" as in ass

"Dayum nukka, i'd like to tap dat shit fo sho."

"Which one, da one in the white top?"

"Nukka fo sho!"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 6, 2004

shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

holy fucking shit day

an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017