in a series of texts messages it would go like this:
Yo bro wyd?
Im finna strangle my shit
oh shit lmao ttyl
Yo bro wyd?
Im finna strangle my shit
oh shit lmao ttyl
by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020
Get the im finna strangle my shit mug.The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Get the hillbilly hot day shit shovel mug.When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time
Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans
by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021
Get the Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit mug.The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
by kagekirazuul August 1, 2021
Get the I fucked the shit out of her mug.International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.
International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.
by YourLocalAnonymousPerson November 24, 2019
Get the International Shit day (2nd December) mug.Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.
Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.
by xd_baTron January 9, 2022
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Get the I'm gonna shit your pants mug.