chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

by Em.* August 20, 2005

I'm gonna stab some shit

the act of stabbing some shit

Robber: give me the money or i'm gonna stab some shit
Bank Worker: ok

by epicest gamer December 20, 2020

feel like complete Dog Shit

means to feel terrible

bro i feel like complete dog shit

by lil Riptide September 28, 2023

fuck you ya little shit

It is a derogatory manner with which to express insult upon a quote little shit unquote

*gets asked to make an example* FUCK YOU YA LITTLE SHIT!

by JaxonJackson November 3, 2017

Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

by A very sticky keyboard February 14, 2017

Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.

Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)

by Unwritten December 12, 2012