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I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!
by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005
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hotter than dog shit in a skillet

That sun is making me hotter than dog shit in a skillet.
by Jason T. Durbin November 18, 2005
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penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!
Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF
by It's AP! May 16, 2006
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piss ass bitch fuck shit

Piss ass bitch fuck shit is something that one says when there in extreme anger or steps on a lego for instance someone touches you one too many times you then tell them to stop and they dont stop then you say the phrase "piss ass bitch fuck shit"
by Nrrjsjdndihrj May 12, 2014
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Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day

You have to absolutely drop anyone named Alex and he isn’t alive to end the day with his legs not broken
Paul : “It’s National Beat The Shit Out Of Alex Day”
Johnathan : “ Let’s beat the shit out of Alex
by LemmeEatSomeBooty445 November 5, 2020
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up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation
We are up shit creek without a paddle here!
by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
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shit bitch mofo shea bitch

when somethings gone so wrong in so little time you can think of legitiment words for describing it.
jack: oh hey jill whats up?
jill: not much just , oh shit bitch mofo shea bitch!
jack: what happend?
jill: i just fell down the hill!
by kcepylla December 21, 2010
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