Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

Monkey Man

Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.

I don’t have the time or energy for a monkey man like you. I’m already giving it all at home.

by QueenMaedh January 28, 2021

c00chie man

A different built man and saves lifes by saying "Don't" or "C00chie Man"

-HELP I GOT CORONA!

-C00chie man, Don't

by C00chie man 420 September 12, 2020

Rich man's pancakes

Pie any variety as long as cooked

I'm not hungry anymore I have rich man's pancakes left overs
FOOD!

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Dark black man

A very kind lad

Did you see dark black man? He’s so sexy

by Dark black man November 27, 2021

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

Corona Man

A man who holds Carona in his fat ass.

"Dude, what's wrong with you?!"
"I AM CORONA MAN, MOTHAFUCKER"
"ahHAHHAHHA SHITTT"

by That'sYourMOm March 5, 2020