shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

big fat ass shitting hurry

in an extreme hurry,quickly

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry

by catlady77 April 8, 2011

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 7, 2004

built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" or built like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

by Ross Mcconnell August 14, 2006

Fuck this shit i'm out

Someone who searches FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT is seriously a piece of shit

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT

by sdfgyuihfrudfxgreigyre May 28, 2019

stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.

After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.

by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007

taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

by ima90sbb September 20, 2009