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Audubon Park k-8 school

A new school in Orlando Florida that has a lot of lame people in. No one ever gets in trouble and it is boring as hell. It is also very stoopid. But my crush goes there so I love it.
-Yo heard about the new Audubon Park k-8 school?
-Yeah, it’s probably the most boring school in the world.
by dumbassbitchsatan February 13, 2019
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King Edward VI Grammar School is an all-boys grammar school in Chelmsford, England. The school is noted for producing a high percentage of doctors and, of course, The Blore Brothers.

Kegs boys have been known to start feuds with other schools over the social networking site Facebook, with dramatic consequences. However, the Kegs boys are generally known to win, through superior use of wit and overall banter. And if the worse comes to the worst, Kegs always have the formidable Mr Green. The school is looked upon jealously by many of the other Chelmsford schools, especially Chelmsford Girls County High- Kegs tend to have far better looking students than this school. Also, unlike this school, the Kegs students actually know how to apply make-up properly. Kegs is also one of the only schools in the world that is extremely reluctant to shut on snow days- recent statistics show that the school only closed for 5.7 minutes due to adverse weather conditions in 2010. This is supposed to make the students look resilient and hard-working, but really it just makes the school look desperate and somewhat pompous.

Kegs boys are often unfairly accused of being gay by their comprehensive school peers- this is not true. Only 90% of the current set of students, for example, are of a homosexual persuasion. 10% are straight/ bisexual.
King Edward VI Grammar School- The best school in China.
by nonymous1010101010 January 24, 2011
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.
Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."
by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010
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St. John’s Country Day school

Full of ignorant, rich, white kids at a private high school. They often get butthurt over minor inconveniences such as tucking a shirt in or shaving your face.
by Ugly schoolllsssss November 5, 2018
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red bank regional high school

HOME OF THE BUCS! BUC NATION! a high school full of crack addicts that think it’s cool to vape and smoke weed in the bathroom. you will always catch somebody asking for eye drops. half the grade is mexican well the other half is the privledged whites from Little Silver. we like to show Red Bank Catholic High School that Red Bank Regional is the only school in Red Bank. we also fight Rumson Fair Haven High School for Ridge Road.
Dude, we play Red Bank Regional High School tomorrow, you think they’ll have blunts at the game?
by whatsupppppp December 24, 2018
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National Society of High School Scholars

A For-Profit organization that is not listed on Wikipedia that sends out an invitation to people with "academic achievments" asking for
$45.00 - $60.00 as an admission fee. It does not impress on any applications nor does it mean anything.
Just another pointless organization that butters you up with a flattering invitation to con you out of your money.
Better off joining the National Honor Society (NHS) FOR FREE.
Person 1: Did you get an invitation to the National Society of High School Scholars? (NSHSS)
Person 2: Yes! I feel so special
Person 1: It's a scam dude, they're just flattering you to get $60.00
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Use common sense and Google, dude.
by CookieMonster12234 June 20, 2013
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J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.
Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.
by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
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