Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

Top Villians

filthy fucks.

were gunna drink some four lokos with Top Villians

by sw3et July 4, 2010

top chedzski

the act of a player rifling the biscuit to the top corner of the net in hockey, usually used up in Canada when someone scores top corner on the tendy.

Did you see when Logan sent a clapper top chedzski into the tendys kitchen buad, no chance snagging that biscuit.

by the_real_snipes_bud May 14, 2019

Tip Top

Superb condition/situation

Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

by Kazan25 March 14, 2016

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

by mark1965 August 13, 2010

top of the mourning

when u give a blowjob at a funeral

GIVING A BLOWJOB AT A FUNERAL, CALL THAT TOP OF THE MOURNING

by Gabe1259 October 10, 2021