Super Straight

Gay men / women who like running around there neighborhoods naked at 4 A.M and also have a piss kink and a shit kink

“Do you like this girl” No I’m Super Straight.

by Br00k2G March 9, 2021

Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)

Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.

by canny conservative March 11, 2021

Super Straight

a transphobe who wants to be in the lgbtq+ community

''yeah im super straight''
''go kys''

by sadadadadadad August 23, 2022

Super Straight

A person or persons who are transphobic and do not believe in more than 2 genders regardless of scientific evidence. People who consider themselves "Super Straight" have no affiliation with the LGBTQ+ community.

I won't date you because I'm Super Straight and you're a trans.

by True meanings of things March 12, 2021

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011

Super Straight

Transphobia but trying to be unique

SS Person: "I'm ready to come out...I'm super straight"
Logical & Smart Person: "Say that again but without the figurative language"

by Phoenix Is Tired May 20, 2022