when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.

When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia

by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

National give a girl chocolate day

April 12th is the day you give your girl chocolate (not dark chocolate) and lots of it!

Boy #1: yeah I just gave ava chocolate

Boy #2: bruh why?
Boy #1: cause it’s national give a girl chocolate day dude

by anelitechungus April 9, 2020

give me a vibe

To get a ride from someone who drives a Pontiac "Vibe", the chic urban car of choice of drummers and vegans.

Hey man, I'm in town for a few days starting up my record label, can you give me a vibe?

Sure thing, my man. beats out rhythm on steering wheel

by Toastmaster Flash December 1, 2006

i don't give a fuck homes

1) The line near the end of the movie 'American Me' or was it another movie?

2) To not care. To have no remorse.

Man: Hey man you cant park here!
You: I dont give a fuck, homes!

by Mook-Flap August 28, 2003

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020

National Give a Boy Flowers Day

May 5th is National Give a Boy Flowers Day! Make sure to give your boyfriend, best friend, homies or even your dad flowers!

Kyle: why are you giving me flowers?
Alexa: it’s national give a boy flowers day!

by Pickled_cucumbers April 28, 2021