Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 14, 2015

Noob

Amaury in Fortnite

When Amaury did not go to a named place he was considered a NOOB

by Beastly Noon June 1, 2018

noob

What jackass teenagers call people that play fortnite.

WHAT A NOOB. DID YOU SEE KYLE? HE WAS PLAYING FORTNITE!

by PU55Y|_1CK312 June 4, 2018

noob

Horrible person that deserves the worst pain imaginable and endless torture in hell.

You're a noob you bitch.

by pickleboi September 4, 2021

Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008

Noob

A dumbass

Phemnonmenon is a literal noob at everything. He even tries to edit the word lolol

by yikes18 March 21, 2019