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banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
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Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014
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banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.
that banana dog is after me!
by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005
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banana jump

a silly silly ability where a checkers piece jumps in an odd angle.
by blakeiris January 8, 2012
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Jana Banana

beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
by Molls has problems December 2, 2020
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Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.
Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*
by xWhatDa April 27, 2023
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Banana peel'd

Definition made by elder scrolls and fallout YouTuber "Joov", it is defined by using the environment to your advantage in combat to kill an opponent, such as forcing them on bear traps, making them trip on boulders, ect.
by I have no maidens June 8, 2023
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canned banana

It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.
Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."
by YourMomOk? September 4, 2019
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