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Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.
That dude has some hot hockey hair
by Hockey flow February 17, 2019
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pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.
1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.
by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007
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Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
by Come Jar January 21, 2023
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Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.
Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!
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Sabeen's hair

the longest most gorgeous thing in the world!!!! usually has pretty clips and hair stuff in it and it always looks amazing :)
random dumb chick: Gorgeous gorgeous girls have long hair

me: Sabeen's hair is longer than the definition of long hair so HA! she, therefore, is way more of a gorgeous gorgeous girl than you are!
by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022
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Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.
I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.
by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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