Raaviels' law

The law that if someone is super anti-Pedo, they're more likely to get with a minor.

Have you heard about Chris and Emma dating?
Isn't she like 17?
What?! I thought he was super anti-pedo!
Classic Raaviels' Law.

by acid-mommy August 27, 2021

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Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.

"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.

by DamienDonnelly February 24, 2021

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Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011

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hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

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Emma's Law

The scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.

Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.

Sally: I'm gonna kick your ass at beer pong tonight!
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.

by Brosieden May 9, 2013

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