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Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana
"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend
by Snowcial October 7, 2017
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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
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stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.
Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.
by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023
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stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.
I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.
by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019
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colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.
I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.
by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016
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Stone

Stone is a type of boy who believes they have big dick energy. Only reason he was named this weirdly cute name was because his parents wanted to be edgy. When you meet a stone be nice to them, they may seem confident and out going, but we all know that they are suffering inside from this odd name.
Person 1 - “Hey did you see that stone boy? Really out going.”
Person 2 - “Nah its more like stoney he isn’t as confident as he seems to be”
by Chiquita_papaya April 17, 2019
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sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"
by Acuara December 7, 2015
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