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X-Y jelly

Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.
X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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Jelly

1. Concerning the product of a female's menstrual cycle
2. dried up period
3. jelly-like period vs. watery-type period
Jessica: augh, it's my time of the month

Marci: Oh my gawd I'm so sorry... HEY EVERYBODY JESSICA GOT THE JELLY!!!

everyone: ew!

Jessica's Boyfriend: yum
by fantastico123412351234 November 21, 2011
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Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut
"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"
by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024
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Jelly wag

“OH HELL YEAH!!”
“Oh silly Patty you mean OH JELLY WAG!!”
by Daddy NoBrows December 4, 2017
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don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.
Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.
by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
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