Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.

Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.

by ladyzoe December 27, 2016

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 31, 2011

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.

Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.

by VampireFriends January 17, 2009

pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger April 9, 2016