Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 22, 2019

elliott childs

Oi Elliott is a cool kid and likes to play. Game he also has the biggest. Thumb in the room

Wow he’s such a Elliott Childs

by BestKidEverOi November 11, 2019

zebra child

A child from a African and caucasian parents

Is that a zebra child?

by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019

timothy childs

God amongst men

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*

by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.

Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”

by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023