Ethan

The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.

Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.

by Sexifart December 3, 2020

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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

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Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.

Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.

by Neegle64 July 4, 2022

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Ethan mcct

the sigma male, he is a special breed of man who can and will eat everything possible. He daily says the cut starts but will it ever. His sister can only be described by moaning. Shit at most games he plays, but if he beats you he will gloat until his chins fall off.

child: mum can i eat a pizza
mum: no you dont want to look like Ethan mcct

by fxyt May 13, 2024

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