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Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes
Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole
by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022
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asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak
Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist
by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019
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charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.
"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"
by Pee Bag September 2, 2016
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Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."
by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011
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american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
by Smeethy November 16, 2020
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shalow asshole

A guy who only cares about himself
"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."
by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018
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