getting the shit beat out of you

When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.

Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!

by Nel the wicked October 26, 2006

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008

eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

Gay boner dumb shit b17

It shows that brandon has boner on boys which have autism and he sucks there juicy ass dick. It can also mean that Brandon is a lesbo. MADE BY OAKWOOD ACADEMY

"Brandon you are so wierd"! You have Gay boner dumb shit b17 on autistic boys

by Mr Brandon is a gay shit November 28, 2019

Fuck-your-shit-upper

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

you want yo shit back

a kind gesture of asking a person asking a person if they want there shit back

Hey you want yo shit back ? Jennifer says "what shit?" And you say " THE SHIT ON THE END OF MY DICK BITCH."

by SKOL December 1, 2004

Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican

Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

by Doucherag December 18, 2004