malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."

by Smashleighs November 11, 2013

You will never understand

A phrase used when you've exhausted all known avenues to communicate an important issue.

Although it sounds condescending, it really isn't. It means that the person or people involved isn't able to see a different perspective.

You will never understand the issue. I can explain it multiple times and it goes over your head.

by REBel Siren December 14, 2022

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021

What you mean ?

This is the inquiry that one ask when there is a drinking procedure in progresss to determine whether one is serious with the decisions at hand ...

Ashton question hisself as to whether he engage in a tactical balunceee saying .. What you mean ?

by Town242 June 29, 2021

It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

fuck you

rando; fuck you

you; no u *pulls out reverse card*

rando; oh-

*they fuck*

I told my teacher fuck you

by the mustard bottle February 1, 2022