Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.

"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."

by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.

Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!

Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson

"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."

"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"

by kylekct September 13, 2011