my gooch bitch

something funny to say y around friends

wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

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He-bitch

An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes

GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.

Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

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Bitch in the box

A gps

I am going to use the bitch in the box

by Duck yall August 25, 2016

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Stupid bitch

1. Someone who lacks education and acts outwardly bratty

2. Someone you see attempt to show off and then fail miserably

"That guy Jerome just tried to do a kickflip and sprang his ankle after saying "watch this!"."
-"Hah. Stupid bitch."

by Eksplosive05 August 5, 2021

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Bad Bitch Cipher

A secret list of rules only set between girls. Treason is the first sin of the BBC.

The rest will be coming soon in mid-july.

Be ready to be punished or rewarded by the law of BBC.

Girl A: Girl stop chasing after that man. He is not worth it at all damn.
Girl B: But I love/crave him so much.. I love that toxicity
Girl A: Yeah right, but there are limits and don't forget the 10 laws of BBC (Bad Bitch Cipher)! You can't risk a big thing just for that little shrimp, duh!
Girl B: Yeah right... Hot Girl Summer can't risk it all... I can't put all my eggs in one basket. Let's forget that man bsf.

by LemonLightsaber June 30, 2021

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