An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.
Or:
Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
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Get the up shit creek without a paddle mug.Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating
Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible
by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016
Get the Run Over Rubber Dog Shit mug.When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
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aka Alexander James is a piece of shit
AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around
aka Alexander James is a piece of shit
AJ is the definition of a fucking joke and likes to disrespect everyone and fuck people around
Person 1: Who is AJ?
Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit
Person 2: A piece of fucking shit and is a man whore, fuck boy piece of cunting shit
Person 3: Wrong, someone who is a piece of fucking shit
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Get the Nigga Booty Fart Shit Fart mug.When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
Chris: Hello John.
John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!
by The Galavanters June 20, 2009
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