Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

by You would not believe your eye January 4, 2024

Bitch Act

Someone that acts tough but really ain't, or someone that acts like a depressed asshole for no reason, or someone that just acts like a bitch generally

Marcus always has a bitch act no reason, he's insecure about it too but continues to be a hoe boy

by buttfart33 September 25, 2025

Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024

hello bitch child

Fuck you

Hello bitch child, fuck you.

by Croissantmanimbored September 4, 2021

Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.

Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "

by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023

ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch

You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.

by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023

Bitch Nigga

A homeboy who pretends to be hard, but In actually his name is Clarence and his parents have a real nice marriage. Only joins a fight when the opponent is already on the ground, out cold. First one to complain about “cheap shots” when they get hit. General, all around, Bitch Nigga.

“Yo, have you heard, “Click” by Drake?”

“Nah, I don’t listen to that Bitch Nigga.”

by Cheese Hambriger January 19, 2020