Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018

Slap up your body

Slap up your body is the sound you make when you riding your man dick

Slap up your body when you riding my dick

by Bigbadtygyalgoodevenin June 11, 2022

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

National give your bf head day

On January 5th you have to give your boyfriend sloppy toppy

“Hey babe its Jan 5th wheres my head?”
“What?”
“January 5th is National give your bf head day”

by Sylvia Mathis December 30, 2023

Skin your root

To whip out an erect / semi-erect uncircumcised penis & retract

"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"

by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022

your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
…
Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024