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Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020
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lay all yo shit bare

Tell people everything you said in the past
If you don't shut up I'ma lay all yo shit bare
by Akeya Gamble November 12, 2017
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san diego shit bomb

while having anal sex with your girlfriend or wife or even a male friend depending on how you are, simply after a good long screwing of the butthole I'm talking about 20 minutes a least pull out and her/ his butthole will be about 2 inchees in diameter, take a air compressor and strap a dildo on to it for her/ his saftey. Make sure the psi guage is at about 200 psi and let her rip, in doing so shit should come EXPLODING out.

advice if you are a proffesional in doing this stunt make her eat spicy Indian food for a week straight and it will be one crazy mess. !warning! my advice is to wear goggles at all times beacuse my friend has ben permanetly blinded in his left eye
Broseph i did a san diego shit bomb with my boyfriend yeaterday a theres poop all over the walls.
by sausage queen October 3, 2008
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to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.
A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.
by iulita December 30, 2005
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now aint dat some shit

Another way of saying "That's the biggest load of hogwash that has ever found my perception!"
guy 1: dude, she wasn't clean
guy 2: now aint dat some shit
by Timmeh G June 20, 2011
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When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.
John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.
by gateboy6 June 10, 2013
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Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box
"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"
by Morbog September 27, 2004
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