There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
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"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
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by JKB March 12, 2004
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I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.
by straightballer12345 November 2, 2011
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by catchinggold October 5, 2018
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