Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

Canada

Fuck lincoln.

American: Hi, are you from canada?
Canadian: Worthless eh? yes yah hoser!

by thatoneguy69 November 5, 2012

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

Canada

Every time the US economy is in shambles, Americans love to think of moving to this country.

oh noooooo. big beautiful bill passed. guess im moving to canada now yayyay

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

canada

the worst place ever <3333

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010