expensive pussy

A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.

Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020

chapel pussy

a catholic altar boy

The priest was about to tear off a piece of chapel pussy when the deacon interrupted him.

Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday

by papa jayro May 29, 2010

sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD

Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.

by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014

Pussy Race

When a lesbian or multiple lesbians go after a girl. There is a race to have sexual relations with the girl in question. This race can have multiple contestants. A Pussy Race is won when sexual contact is either achieved, it is lost if sexual contact is unachievable .

i.e Jenifer and Kate are in a Pussy Race to get Brittany

by blackchewy March 18, 2015

pussy is god

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)

“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY

by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

Pussy Pull

When the prospect of sexual gratification pulls a man out of a previous engagement with his friends.

Guy 1: Hey you gonna be coming down for New Years?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I got a bit of a pussy pull calling me back up here for new years.
Guy 1: Shit...

by Zandalf December 8, 2009

pussy rot

Pussy Rot is when you become to tired or lazy to accomplish anything.

"I better shower before pussy rot sets in."

by richie rahgk December 2, 2018