Mother Russia Date

When a date is proposed backwards. The man will ask the woman for a sexual favor, ranging on what the favor is, the woman will then tell the man what he has to do. The date then starts with the sexual favor, then moves on to what the woman asked to do (i.e. go to a movie, take her shopping, go out to dinner, etc.).

I took out Jane on a Mother Russia Date, she gave me head then I had to go see that new chick flick with her.

by ijustwantedhead February 20, 2011

Kyle is Our Mother

There is only one Kyle on earth and he is our mother. When a Kyle die another one is spawned into the world to replace him.

Person A: "Kyle is Our Mother"

Person B: "What?"

by SpookyWasHere November 28, 2020

Ur brother a mother

The most dangerous phrase more deadly than “Ur mom Gay” “Ur dad lesbian” “ur granny a tranny” “ur granpap a trap” & “ur sister a mister”

-Peasent “Ur sister a mister” *ground shakes and tress fall all around you
-You (an intellectual)

“Ur brother a mother!!!” the peasent flies away from shock and fies in the air, the ground turns to lava and he enitre universe dies... al that remains is you, ready to make your own universe... one where you are the god

by The tru and new all powerfull May 11, 2018

Nay, Mother Fucker

When a friend says something you really disagree with, you would say it.

Bob: I think your sister is totally hot~
Jimmy: Nay, Mother Fucker! She makes me want to puke!

by SuckMyPuddin January 2, 2011

mother's day

1. payday; the day when you pay this mother, and pay that mother.

Karl: Hey, want to catch the movie tonight?

Mike: I can't, man. It's mother's day. I gotta go pay my light bill before they shut it off.

by Phydeaux3 March 7, 2012

Mother-Pucker Punch

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS

When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.

by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009

young baby mothers

A woman that is a mother and is under 18

my cousin is a young baby mother

by L to he ii KY January 2, 2005