kentucky thumb

A word used to describe sticking your thumb into ones anus.

-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”

by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.

My girl just told me we can try the "Kentucky Thumb" tonight. Im both aroused and scared.

by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.

I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.

by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!

I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.

by TrexDeer May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Is a sexual activity involving the stimulation of the thumb of a person by another person using the throat and may be performed as foreplay to incite sexual arousal before other sexual activities.

When you want to make Him/Her gag, put the Kentucky Thumb in it

by Redlined55 May 20, 2021

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

Fact of thumb

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.

The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.

by RasSunshine February 19, 2022