April 14

Fuck your friend day

Show ur friends some love by doing the deed

Matt : I’m going to fuck Vanessa my friend because it’s April 14th

by Hardy12 April 11, 2022

April 15

The day the furry was born

Someone:hey todays April 15

Furry: April 15 is when I was born!

by Hi loser April 3, 2022

April, 12th

National buy a loaf of bread day

*ME*"its April, 12th"

*Friend*"YAY its national buy a loaf of bread day!!!!!!"

by bubble y bubbles February 7, 2021

April 19th

April 19th is national kiss your crush day! Don’t be scared! Go up to your crush and give them a big kiss!

My crush: hey!
Me: guess what today (April 19th) is!
My crush: what?
Me: National kiss your crush day ;)

by What_ever2020 April 18, 2020

April 2nd

April 2nd is right after April Fools day which is on April 1st. People born on this day dodged a bullet. They also get to lie about their birthday on April 1st as an April Fool's joke

"Hey, it's my birthday."
"April Fools! My birthday's actually tomorrow on April 2nd"

by Kolemar November 23, 2021

April 24

National Aaron Warner day

To celebrate the character Aarons Warner's birthday, from the famous book series shatter me, the 24th of April is now celebrated as his own National day. Happy Birthday Warner

Bob "Hey It's April 24th, you know what day it is?"
Some random disgusting dude "NAtToNal pURge/RaPe oF WoMEn DaY"
Bob " No you a$$hat, Its NATIONAL AARON WARNER DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO"
Be more like Bob

by April24_NationalAaronWarnerday February 5, 2023

April 16th

A person who’s probably small

How’s the weather down there person born on April 16th?

by Realfactman November 23, 2021