cloggerhead turtle

fecal matter that feels as if it is coming out of the anus and, when released, severely clogs a toilet.

Sam Excuse me sir, but i just pushed out a cloggerhead turtle in there...you're gonna need to get a plunger.

Middle school janitor You little bastard.

by Randall Zinchowski September 11, 2010

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019

Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 8, 2017

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019

Tiger Turtle

A Sagat player who constantly spams Tiger Shot throughout the match.

THIS GUY KEEPS BEIN' A TIGER TURTLE AND WON'T COME AT ME!

by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 6, 2011

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015