time cube

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.

I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.

by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015

Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

by King_zelch September 23, 2019

rum time

Rum time is an extremely important part of the evening for those who enjoy the company of Captain Morgan. It occurs shortly after the subject has had their fill of lager, beer or ale beverages. Girlfriend law states the event should start at 9pm, but this is by no means exclusive and should not be adhered to.

"Oi, what time is it?"
"Half 8 only half hour then rum time"
"Fuck that wifey won't know"

by Mr Rum December 2, 2019

Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Time Raper

When someone takes up a large amount of your time without your consent.

I stopped in at the car dealership and the salesman was a time raper. He would not stop talking and I couldn't figure out a way to get out of the conversation.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

won time

one magical time...

"last nite i foxt ya momma."
"won time"

by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014

Roche Time

No concept of time

Hello mate, have you got time for a quick chat?

Yeah, give me one minute and I will call you - a minute in Roche Time is an hour

by JonniD May 21, 2019