A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
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Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
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Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
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